Jim

I stood my son upon the table
And said, "jump to me, kid, I know
you're able."
Well, he leaped right out and I
missed him clean.
'Snap' went my tooth on his hard
little bean.
Now two months later and deeper
in debt,
I haven't paid for that false tooth
yet.
I say to fathers, bless them
everyone...
Shut your mouth before you say,
jump to me, son.

About 1956
This one he sent to a man on the L. Daily News and it was answered by Dr. Gilbert.