THE MILLERS

I showed my knife to all my friends,
they were properly impressed.
If I don't have it with me,
I don't feel completely dressed.
It is good for removing slivers,
I could shave with it, I know.
When I trim my fingernails
I'd better do it slow.
I could perform an operation
On a person who was sick,
the handle wouldn't get slippery
It would really do the trick.
I won't use it to cut wire or
loosen screws that are too tight.
I will cherish and respect it,
I will always treat it right.
Lets hope when I am fishing
I won't make the same mistake,
of using it to clean a fish-
then throwing it in the lake.

(to the Norm Millers for Christmas knife of '95)